We're at a point where I think America needs a Political Talking Heads Royal Rumble to take place so that all of these angry nut jobs can get it out of their system. I'm talking Democrats, Republicans, and all loonies in between.
So who should the participants be? Here's my 30...what changes would you make to this list?
| Alan Colmes |
| Ann Coulter |
| Bill Kristol |
| Bill Maher |
| Bill O'Reilly |
| Brit Hume |
| Charles Krauthammer |
| Dick Morris |
| Elliot Spitzer |
| Geraldo Rivera |
| Glenn Beck |
| Greg Gutfeld |
| Howard Dean |
| James Carville |
| Joe Scarborough |
| Jon Stewart |
| Juan Williams |
| Karl Rove |
| Keith Olbermann |
| Laura Ingraham |
| Michael Savage |
| Newt Gingrich |
| Pat Buchanan |
| Rachel Maddow |
| Roland Martin |
| Rush Limbaugh |
| Sarah Palin |
| Sean Hannity |
| Stephen Colbert |
| Tucker Carlson |
Who do you think would be the final 2 standing, and who would win?
Would Bill O'Reilly use his steely eyes to stare his opponents to death?
Would Sarah Palin use her rifle to shoot her opponents to death?
Would Ann Coulter shoot lasers from her eyes to pulverize her opponents?
Would Keith Olbermann stone his opponents to death with crumbled up pieces of paper as he wishes you "Good night and good luck?"
Would Elliot Spitzer eliminate himself so he could go get snuggled up with the ring-card girl, who also just happened to be a prostitute?
Would Tucker Carlson have a small thing of pepper spray hidden in his bow-tie?
Would Howard Dean just slug 'em while yelling like a crazy person?
Would Bill Maher bow down and pray to himself for the power to win, as the only thing he worships is himself?
Would Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert join forces to stave off elimination?
The possibilities are endless! I'd pay to see it, would you?
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